Though Christina is about to make her acting debut in Burlesque, we cannot forget about her incredible co-star, Cher.  Cher has been around a long time, in the music biz and the movies - hell, she even won an Oscar for her acting ability in Moonstruck.  In classic Cher style, she gives us a big voice ballad with You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me.  And with a new album right around the corner (she’s in the studio now), it’s quite clear that we really haven’t seen the last of this 64 year old gay icon.  What do you think of her solo?  Is Cher turnin’ back time?

That’s when Cher & Christina Aguilera will premiere their staring roles in the movie “Burlesque.” There’s lots of hype already behind this movie - let’s hope the hype doesn’t outweigh the actual movie, as it did for Christina’s latest album, Bionic. Poor Christina, everyone wants good things for her- let’s hope her third single does better!

Becoming one of my favorite songs instantly on Christina’s latest album “Bionic” is “Desnudate.”  Basically, it’s a song about telling a girl to get naked.  Normally this wouldn’t be my cup of tea, but the beat is too damn good to wanna sing along!  In 2004, a Spanish singer by the name of David Bisbal (who actually has an incredible voice) released a song entitled “Desnudate Mujer” and peaked to #6 on the Hot Latin Billboard Charts.  It’s a passionate and extremely sexual love song (see video below), pleading a woman to get naked and be unfaithful with her partner.  Christina took this song to the next level.  Let’s hope this becomes a single soon enough.  Erotic!

Desnudate - Christina Aguilera

Yes, I am a bit Christina crazed.  And I had no desire to watch who won the best kiss with a vampire award ceremony yesterday on MTV. Thank God for the internet and YouTube.  This performance was just awesome.  She nailed it.  And I have to give her PR department props for having her perform a medley of “Bionic,” “Not Myself Tonight” and “Woohoo”(which will be her 2nd single off of her new album releasing tomorrow!).  Her hair looked awesome, her outfits and stage presence were so hot and she is definitely back!  Oh, and look closely, you’ll see a glowing LED heart on her coslopus. Watch out you other pop girls- Ms. Aguilera is going to take this year by storm!  If her album does poorly, that would be a complete shock to me.

Xtina definitely did not disappoint tonight on the finale of American Idol.  I could care less who won- I just wanted to see her.  Her standing ovation for “You Lost Me” (written by the great Sia) was well deserved.  This performance proves what Christina Aguilera is best at: singing.  Well done girl, well done.

Xtina, whoever your internet leak team is, we want to thank them.  Because your new album is total killer.  I don’t care what any of the critics say.  It is exactly what early critics on said it would be - the album to set a new standard for Pop music everywhere.  If you can get your hands on the leaked deluxe edition, leave your comments about what you think of her new stuff!


In other related news, Ms. Aguilera has cancelled her upcoming summer tour for “Bionic” saying that she “needs more time to prepare.”  According to Pop Crunch, her tour may not even kick off until 2011!  Shit, maybe they will postpone her album release date yet again (thank God I already have it).  (I am waiting for a bitter-sweet apology to appear on her website.)  I would be pissed but I was unable to score great seats for this tour.  I honestly think some of the venues she chose were really pathetic (ie. a lot of amphitheaters).  Christina needs to be in big music venues, sold out shows.  Do what you gotta do Xtina, and we will catch you soon.

For those of you who still want a taste of her live, she is still set to perform on American Idol tomorrow night (at least for now, she hasn’t cancelled that).

The diva, big hipped woman Beyonce is said to be on a break for the year yet she seems to keep releasing material and even music videos. Here is her alternate version to the song “Halo.” It’s a much darker version then the sittiongonthecouchandcuddling original, but good none-the-less. I actually like this song a lot. Except when she replaces “baby” with “Michael.” No thanks.

I die.  30 days til Xtina’s new album and this shit is off the hook!  (Yes, sometimes I say things like a black hipster, though I am quite white).  What do you think?  Anyone else excited for the new Xtina??  Here’s “Wohoo” featuring Nicki Minaj


Christina Aguilera Ft. Nicki - Woohoo by Wonky Pop

Minutes after posting the Solange video, this crap came up on my Google search.  Now to be honest, I do like Beyonce, but I can’t say that I love her. In fact, besides some of her dance singles, I really can’t jump on the Beyonce band wagon. She doesn’t have the best voice, style or even dance moves… yet she has become an iconic diva in our great nation (small amounts of vomit in my mouth as I type that). Here is a yet-to-be-released new video and song from Beyonce called “Why Don’t You Love Me” where she is dressed as numerous housewives. I really can’t help but look at this and think of Tyra Sanchez from RuPaul’s Drag Race (Season 2). The resemblance is quite scary!



I think this is what Beyonce may have looked like at her wedding…